So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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