Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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