drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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