I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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