I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Drunk is not a location!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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