I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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