one word: firstdatebathroomanal
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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