Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
