His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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