There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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