I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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