Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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