At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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