Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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