I just saw a hot homeless man
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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