You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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