Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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