Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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