Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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