I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
All the doctor said was why
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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