Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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