redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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