How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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