i always forget guys have bellybuttons
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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