the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
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