How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
