after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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