I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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