I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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