"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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