Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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