wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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