Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I think your dad took our porno
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HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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