You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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