I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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