My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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