I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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