hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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