wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hippo gnu deer
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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