I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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