and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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