On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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