i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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