I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I'm gonna fight the coyote
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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