i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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