i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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