It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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