We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
What drink are we having for lunch?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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