Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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