You're my little dorito
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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