yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Randomize
