Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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