I feel great
I just peed on a car
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
