is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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