I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
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Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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