high people should be assigned attendants
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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