He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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