Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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