new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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